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Mascot Journals: Maniac gears up to get fit

Thanks to our friends at Scheels All Sports for outfitting our mascot in new workout gear!
 
 
 
Friday, March 11, 2016
 
 
Dear Menace Fans,
 
The scale does not lie, my friends. The 2016 soccer season is coming up quickly, and I am definitely not in shape for it. I have decided that enough is enough, and I must lose that extra weight I gained over winter.
 
So, with my fitness and health goals in mind, I prepared for my new lifestyle with something everyone enjoys: Shopping.
 
I started out at the Jordan Creek Town Center and went immediately to Scheels All Sports in hopes of finding comfy workout gear. As I looked through the rack of red t-shirts I heard someone call out my name. To my surprise, it was my personal trainer, Michelle Julians.
 
She said, “Drop and give me 20 push-ups!” So I did. As one can see, Michelle is a straight-up drill sergeant.
 
Michelle and I grabbed workout pants, a few shirts and shoes and headed to the dressing rooms. After much consideration, we decided that Nike provides the best comfort in clothes and support in shoes.
 
The best part of the shopping spree was having fun with Michelle. We tested the treadmills, chatted with children in the store and even found matching outfits.
 
I cannot imagine this trip going as smoothly without the help of the wonderful employees at Scheels. Thank you for helping Michelle and I pick out our workout gear and having fun with us. All in all, I left Scheels All Sports feeling satisfied with my purchases, and ready for Michelle to whip me into shape. I am going to dominate this lifestyle.
 
 
Head to the Twitterverse to follow me on my way to get fit: @MenaceManiac1. And, find out next time if I actually survive my first group workout at the YMCA Healthy Living Center!
 
 
 
Your mascot friend,
MANIAC 


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